- me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
- me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
I walked in my dad’s room so I could get my toothbrush in his bathroom, wearing a crop top and an underwear and he said, “Why are you just wearing your underwear?” And I’m like “please dad, I came out of your wife’s vagina naked”
sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying
The less loved you are by others, the more you have to love yourself.
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo